Ok. Why, oh WHY my shit ain't NEVER working as indicated in the MANUAL.

… or at least as the not-so-common sense would suggest.

My iHeart Radio has gone schizophrenic. It’s playing Madonna “Like a Prayer” remix and showing it as Black Eyed Peas. WHERE do I even START with this…?

I got so stumped that I just kept walking and found myself with the dog, at the park, IN MY SLIPPERS. Now I gotta walk ALL the way back… I’m gonna count my blessings that a) I have my keys b) It’s dark out c) I am wearing sweats and not a bathrobe.